Piranha Movie

Laura mentioned a movie with killer piranhas in it and how hilarious it was, so i decided to question her on the plot and gave her my rendition on how i assumed the movie went the following is that conversation…

Laura Wilcock says
have u seen the new piranha film? its hilarious!

TJ says
no

TJ says
i bet it is

Laura Wilcock says
some guy gets eaten from the waist down, and says “oh god they took my penis!” as his leg bones tap against the boat lol

TJ says
lovley

Laura Wilcock says
its basically badly animated fish and loads of shots of naked women

TJ says
so scary movie taken seriously

TJ says
so do they not learn to just NOT GO IN THE WATER

Laura Wilcock says
haha no

TJ says
or is the film just them constantly going “hey guys i dont know what happened to ZAK after he went out for that swim in the bubbling water over there. so im going to go and investigate by swiming out into that bubbling possibly fish infested water over there.”

“Be careful CODY”

“whats the worst that can happen” *gets eaten by a dr.pepper bottle*

Laura Wilcock says
hahaha
its like reading the script
with more advertising
**rubs shins**

TJ says
*does so immediatly*

Laura Wilcock says
haha good boy

TJ says
“oh no BECKY the big breasted bubbly blithering blond bitch from baywatch is being bitten by billions of bitey fish”

Laura Wilcock says
man ur making me wanna watch the film now

TJ says
*rewrites the film*

Laura Wilcock says
lol

TJ says
“lets go in and save becky as a slight excuse to touch her up while we are swimming back to the shore but mostly to save her ever diminshing life from the rediculously agressive aquatic razor blades that we all know as piranahs”

“right on BOBBY leader of the football team and ten time world champion of sports and the like!”

*takes off shirts which they didnt have on to begin with because thats apparently what its like when you have a physique like that… just cant keep the shirts on*
*gets eaten aswell*

Laura Wilcock says
haha, omg this has to be a blog!!!
DOOO ITTTT

TJ says
“Hey smart geeky girl wearing huge glasses and a giant sweater to cover up the fact she has a massive rack cos for some reason all the producer hired was potential porn stars, get on that interwebbymajigger machine and google “Getting eaten by things in strange misty bubbly water on summer break: A guide to not doing that”
*gets computer virus*
*is eaten aswell somehow*

Laura Wilcock says
hahaha

TJ says
im ruining every teen horror flick ever right now

Laura Wilcock says
its brilliant!

Speaking of Laura B Wilcock, anyone who has any interest in fantastic graphic design might want to visit her (currently a bit shit) website!
www.laurawilcock.com
Example of a bit of her dad below…